Monday, November 19, 2007

wisdom

there are many lessons in life, and there are just as many different ways to learn them.

here is your lesson for the day:

IF you should come home on Sunday night to find that your power has been off since 9am Saturday (since that's when it always goes out) and you see that your fridge and freezer have defrosted COMPLETELY, do not smell the sandwich fixings (ham and turkey)...

JUST THROW THEM AWAY

IF you DO smell them and they don't smell odd, do not make a sandwich with them the next morning... let alone two.

IF you DO make a sandwich (or two... to be precise), do not let it sit in your pocket for another 8 hours before you decide that it's time to eat it.

IF you DO decide to eat it... don't... it's better to starve.

that's my wisdom of the day... from me... to you

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