Tuesday, October 31, 2006

halloweenishness

i think i may have discovered why i love halloween.
refined sugar... that and high fructose corn syrup... i know, i know, it's like pumping gasoline into your veins and in the long run ends up leading to type 2 diabetes and all kinds of other nasty stuff.
but it's SSOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD...
and it get's me WIRED. it's better than crack. i think i'm honestly easier to get along with after i've had a few candy bars... not that i'm all that difficult to begin with, but it puts me in a great mood. and hey, it's legal! you can even eat a chocolate bar while you are driving! AND there is no minimum age, so you can corrupt those little youngins. sugar is always more fun with friends... and more acceptable:
you are a sugarholic...
NO! i'm simply a social... sugar... user...

i can stop anytime i want to.

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