remains

Gina said today that she wished that she had a real sponge in the shower, for soaping and the like. I have a fake sponge, which is not really accurate, it is actually a real synthetic sponge, or perhaps a synthetic reproduction of an organic sponge. But an organic sponge is really the remnants of a once living creature, so really i shower with an artificial reproduction of the postmortem remains of a marine invertebrate. She prefers the actual remains. I don't know which is more strange.